Tuesday, January 27, 2009

This is real.

The corn refiners of america approve this message: high fructose corn syrup is GREAT.

Apparently people started being too "health conscious" and "reading nutrition facts" and the corn refineries (read: places that remove nutritional value from our corn surplus so it can be liquified and used as a sweetener in... EVERYTHING) are struggling.

If you haven't been lucky enough to catch their commercials, here's a link to the "branding site" which, incidently is called sweet surprise dot com. A sweet surprise, indeed.

Well, corn refineries, I would just like you to know that I'm trumpeting your cause: I just ate fritos and canned soup for lunch. And I'd like to think I'm keeping your operations open and layoff-free with my love of gummy candies alone.

You're welcome.

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