Friday, October 10, 2008

Japan Thinks of Everything

I would like to say a big domo origato to Japan for their contribution to the world this week. No, I'm not referring to the nobel prize-winning physicists who have uncovered some likesuchas in particles, but to these guys:



Two adorable little monkeys who, in mimicking their owner's behavior, learned to serve beer and deliver hot towels. Seriously. First they beat us to the hydro-driven car, then they get the tiniest cell phones on planet earth, and now primate waiters? WHAT will Japan think of next.

Of course animal rights activists are gonna get alll upset about how this is unfair treatment of the poo-slinging little bastards. But riddle me this, PETA:

Is it crueler than shipping them off Gwen Stephanie to make some kind of camo-clad, Harajuku mockery of? I think not.

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