Don't ask why I was inspired to buy a $3 (for as many ounces) pack of dried fruit and nuts at Starbucks today. But I was.
In the face of an economic meltdown, I feel required to tell you all not to buy this shit. Ever. It tastes like they took some perfectly good trail mix, sprayed it with industrial, imitation orange flavor and let it sit in a warehouse for a few years while brainstorming the perfect tagline. (They settled on: "a medley of sweet and savory." Of course.)
Now, finally, as a sidecar to their "perfect oatmeal," sbux has released this toxic catastrophe and I effing fell for it. Kinda makes you doubt my character, doesn't it?
Things that make ya say hm #1: Why do we buy everything Starbucks tells us to, even when it tastes like asscake?
I'm gonna ponder that while I sip on my double grande nonfat latte.
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